And So It Goes....TAG!

Game of Tag Chicken Continues.....

The most amazing Jenners and I are engaged in what is clearly becoming a never-ending game of Tag Chicken. A game initially begun from a simple meme which has now evolved into well...this. So without further ado, her questions for me:

How do you know my uncle and why are you crying out his name? We met at a Jenners Adoration Seminar. He's my sponsor.
Would you rather have chocolate fingernails or the ability to achieve orgasm whenever you sneeze? Sneezing orgasms as long as I don't have to orgasm upon every sneeze. That could be uncomfortable in certain situations such as holiday dinners with the family and like teaching and stuff.
Would you rather have the flexibility of a gymnast or the stamina of a marathoner? Pffftt.. I already have both baby. Okay, seriously, I think I'll go with the stamina because the flexibility is easier to achieve.
Would you rather attempt to swim in lime Jello or liquid cheese? I think I just threw up a little in my mouth over the idea of swimming in liquid cheese.
If you won a 5-minute buying spree at a bookstore, what section would you head to first? Art. That way I could buy a crapton of really expensive books and return them for a an even larger crapton of novels.
Don’t you think the Oscars should go back to only have 5 best picture nominees? Yes. Yes I do. I am personally offended by the change.
Can you distinguish between your baby’s different cries or is that just a myth of motherhood like I think it is? I can totally tell the difference - she has three types of cries: the one I think is kind of cute, the one I find annoying, and the one that makes me not like her.
For what music group/artist would you be willing to camp out all night to get tickets for their concert? (That was a difficult sentence to write using correct grammar and I think I failed.) The Beatles, you know, if it was like 45 years ago..But since that's like a totally cliched answer, I'll also say that I would camp out all night to see Lady Gaga as well.
Do you think it is unfair that Angelina Jolie gets her ENTIRE name in “Brangelina”? No because her hotness factor is off the charts and she deserves the honor.
If you wrote a memoir, what would the title be? Holy Fantabulous Batman! Or maybe... Life in the Dreaming 
Are you really OK with devoting 1/10th of your blog posts to this game of tag chicken? Absolutely. :)

11 New Questions for Jenners

1. Should a calendar start on a Sunday or a Monday?
2. Which is the more likely new wave in cosmetic surgery: the application of freckles or the removal and replacement of perfectly healthy teeth?
3. What is your most idiotic fear?
4. What is the worst show on television today?
5. Sweater vests on women: dork, chic, sexy androgyny, or what?
6. Would you rather: Eat all the chocolate you wanted without taking in any calories or Run as far as you wanted without getting winded?
7. Graffiti: Art or Vandalism?
8. If you absolutely had to choose one, is it more crucial for YAL to have more positive portrayals of : gay characters, female characters, or characters of color?
9. What is the sexiest part of a man?
10. What is the worst thing you can call a person?
11. Is our obsession with this little game of tag indicative of deep-seated emotional problems?